And so I said to myself, "Self..."

It has been suggested by a few people recently that I start a blog. I like to think that they suggested it because I'm just so darn funny, and they wanted a permanent (blogs are permanent, right?) record of my stories. But then it occurred to me that perhaps people were trying to find a way to avoid having to listen to my stories. I do tend go off on tangents and ramble, so I guess I don't really blame them. Well - story lovers and haters - it's your lucky day! You can now visit this blog to get all of my life updates, random musings, deep thoughts, rants, and stories. Get excited. Or relieved. Whichever.

Tryna